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The Altrincham home maintenance checklist.

Almost every expensive job we get called to started as a cheap one somebody did not notice. This is the checklist we would give a neighbour: what to look at in each season, which bits are fine to do yourself, and the five things worth ringing somebody about the same week you spot them. Written for Cheshire weather and the kind of housing stock around Altrincham.

A notebook and a set of hand tools laid out on a workbench

Spring

March – May

The damage the winter did, found before it gets worse.

  • Walk the outside of the house after a heavy shower and look for water running down a wall rather than into a downpipe — that is a blocked or split gutter, and it is the single most common cause of interior damp.
  • Check fence posts by pushing them firmly at the top. A post that moves at ground level has rotted and will come down in the first autumn gale, taking the panels with it.
  • Look at decking and timber steps for soft boards and loose fixings before the season you actually want to use them.
  • Open and close every window and external door. Anything that binds now has swollen or dropped over the winter and wants easing while it is dry.
  • Check the shed roof covering. Felt that has lifted at an edge will be leaking within a month, and re-felting a sound shed is a fraction of the cost of replacing a rotten one.

Doing it yourself
Fine to do yourself: looking. Photograph anything odd — it makes a phone quote far more accurate.

Summer

June – August

The only reliable window for outside work in the North West.

  • Exterior decorating — fascias, soffits, bargeboards, window frames, front and garage doors, fences and gates. Paint needs dry timber and a dry week, and this is when you get one.
  • Repoint and re-lay any patio slab that rocks underfoot. A rocking slab is a trip hazard and a sign the sub-base has washed out, which spreads.
  • Check that patios and paths still fall away from the house. Ground levels creep up over the years and water that used to drain away now sits against the brickwork.
  • Get the roof looked at while the weather is kind: slipped tiles, cracked verges, loose ridge and failed flashings are all cheap in July and miserable in January.
  • Re-seal baths and shower trays if the silicone has gone black or is lifting — water getting behind tiles causes damage you cannot see until the ceiling below stains.

Doing it yourself
Leave to somebody with proper access: anything above single-storey height. Almost all serious DIY injuries at home involve a ladder.

Autumn

September – November

The month of the year that saves the most money.

  • Clear the gutters after the leaves have dropped — not before, or you will be doing it twice. Clear the downpipes and the gully at the bottom too, because a clear gutter into a blocked gully still floods.
  • Check the loft on a wet day with the light off and look for daylight or damp staining on the timbers.
  • Fit or renew draught excluders on external doors, and check the seals on double-glazed units. It is the cheapest thing on this list and the one you notice most.
  • Bleed radiators and check for weeping valves before the heating goes on properly. A valve that seeps cold seeps a lot more hot.
  • Test every smoke and heat alarm, and replace the ones over ten years old regardless of whether they still beep.
  • Lag exposed pipework in the loft, garage and outbuildings, and turn off and drain the outside tap.

Doing it yourself
The highest-value hour you will spend on your house all year. If you only do one season, do this one.

Winter

December – February

Inside work, and watching for the warning signs.

  • Internal decorating, joinery, fitted storage, plastering repairs and bathroom work — the jobs that do not care what the weather is doing.
  • After every storm, look at the roof from the garden and the pavement. Slipped tiles are obvious from the ground if you look, and invisible if you do not.
  • Watch the corners of ceilings and the walls under windows for new damp patches, and check inside the cupboard under the sink for swollen chipboard.
  • Keep an eye on external render below a downpipe or a window sill — blown render in winter means water is already getting behind it.
  • Know where your stopcock is, and check it actually turns. Discovering it is seized during a burst is a bad night.

Doing it yourself
Anything needing power tools near wet walls, or any fault that trips the consumer unit, is a stop-and-ring job.

Do not wait on these

Five things worth a phone call the week you notice them.

Not because they are dangerous today, but because each one gets several times more expensive the longer it is left. If you spot any of them, ring — even if the answer is that it can wait.

01

A stain on a ceiling or a wall that is bigger than it was last month.

02

A circuit that trips more than once, or a socket that is warm, buzzing or discoloured.

03

Water running down an external wall during rain instead of into a downpipe.

04

A fence post, gate, handrail or step that moves when you lean on it.

05

Any tile or slate visibly out of line on the roof after a storm.

Work through the list, write down what you find, and read it down the phone.

That is genuinely the most efficient way to use us. One visit, the van loaded for every trade on your list, and the whole thing cleared instead of four appointments over a month.

Monday to Friday, 9am–5pm · Closed Saturday and Sunday — leave a message and Darren will ring you back

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